People Talked about Their Weirdest Fetishes and Things Got Super-Awkward 0 500

When it comes to anything related to the bedroom, or indeed, any display of physical intimacy, I have a perennially British attitude. Namely I believe wholeheartedly that nakedness is shameful, that sex is a humiliating chore, and that anything discussion about what we actually enjoy when it comes to sex is completely off limits. Kinks and fetishes are embarrassing burdens that we have to keep secret and bear with us to the grave … at least, that’s how I pretend to be. But when it comes down to it, I’m just as nosy about my own and other people’s sexuality as the next guy; I’m just better at hiding it.

Which is precisely why I find threads like this next one so interesting. A recent discussion on Reddit asked users what their secret kinks were, and the anonymous answers were pretty dang intriguing. It’s always sweet to get some dirt on what people are into, but some of these erotic proclivities were just, well … weird. Scroll down to check out some of the best answers below:

 

1. Alien dildos 

“I stumbled upon a website that sold alien and monster inspired dildos. I never realised that was a fetish until I saw them. They were so interesting and grotesque. With weird lumps, tentacles, and shapes. I like to imagine having sex with an alien just so I could get a piece of whatever

2. Stardust movie 

“Breast expansion. The start/end size doesn’t matter, the attractiveness of the woman doesn’t matter. Just the act of them getting bigger revs my engine like nothing else. Discovered it completely by accident cause my girlfriend wanted to show me Stardust, one of her favourite movies. There is a brief, second long shot where some witch uses magic to make herself younger, and her breasts briefly inflate. Holy shot I have never been turned on so fast.”

. 3Action figure weirdness 

“I saw this video the other day where I a milf put an action figure in the toilet and pissed on it. How would I even go about telling my wife I wanna buy GI Joe so I can watch her urinate on him?”

4. Hold it in 

“I think it is super hot when a girl badly needs to pee but has to wait. So, not really a traditional watersports fetish. The way they get fidgety and distracted and eventually almost frantic? Unfortunately, it’s sort of rare to see in real life, save for some nights at the bar when the women’s bathroom line is long.”

5. Anonymous

“I have an anonymous sex fetish. Like being at a masquerade party and locking eyes with the same man all night. I signal him to the bathroom & he comes in and f*cks me from behind.”

 

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A Flight Was Delayed by 5 Hours after Elderly Woman Threw Coins in the Engine for ‘Good Luck’ 0 441

Maybe it’s because I’m so stingy, and therefore always travel on the cheapest airlines, but sometimes I wonder “has any commercial flight ever been on time? It feels like they’re always delayed by something.” I’m sure we’ve all had the annoying experience of being stuck in the departure lounge of an airport for hours at a time, while baggage handlers twiddle their thumbs and the pilot tries to get over their hangover. I often wonder what the hell has caused these delays. As much as I joke, I imagine that you must get some pretty serious issues out on that runway just before the scheduled takeoff. When you think about all the myriad number of things that can go grievously awry in aviation, it’s a wonder that any plane manages to get off the ground at all.

According to a report by the U.S. Bureau of Transportation Statistics, the most common reasons that commercial flights are delayed or cancelled is due to late aircraft, dangerous weather conditions, congestion in air traffic, fuelling issues, and security issues. Since so many of the functions of modern aircrafts are reliant on computer automation, airline glitches are now the top cause of delays worldwide. Chicago Business reports that router failures and other IT issues cost Delta Airlines $100 million for a major incident which occurred this year. It’s incredibly rare that a passenger will cause the delay themselves, since airport security is now so rigorous in order to prevent potential hijackers. But this week one traveller managed to cause a major plane delay – and she did it through something as innocuous as flipping a coin.

Chinese officials have stated that a very superstitious passenger on a flight from Shanghai for several hours this Tuesday, when she threw some loose change inside the plane’s engine for good luck. The old woman was apprehended by police at Shanghai Pudong International Airport for causing what could have been a catastrophic engine failure. The weird incident forced around 150 irate passengers to be evacuated from the plane, and led them to wait in the airport while technicians attempted to salvage the coins. The 80-year-old woman allegedly pitched nine coins at jet turbine of China Southern Airlines flight CZ380, which was bound for the city of Guangzhou in the south of China. Eight of the coins missed the target but one was sucked inside the engine. A fellow passenger witnessed the ill-advised act of superstition, and reported it to authorities.

In a statement on its social media Weibo account, China Southern Airlines stated: “A senior passenger threw coins to the plane’s engine and delayed the flight. The passenger involved has been taken away by police. In order to make sure the flight is safe, China Southern maintenance has conducted a full exam of the plane’s engine.” Airport police later added: “After investigation the involved passenger surnamed Qiu said she threw the coins to pray for safety. According to Qiu’s neighbour, Qiu believes in Buddhism. The plane is boarding again for takeoff.” 2017 certainly has been a weird year for airlines. I’m sure we all remember the time when Vietnamese-American David Dao was forcefully dragged of a United Airlines plane.

Twitter Came Together to Pitch Biography Titles for Trump and They’re Hilarious 0 506

Donald Trump would be the first one to tell you just what a splendid read The Art of the Deal – the part biography, part business guru advice column – is

In fact, the former businessman was so proud of the weighty tome that he was seemingly incapable of extolling its many virtues enough on the campaign trail in the run-up to last year’s Presidential election.

Much has happened since those astonishing days of political capitulation and bombastic mantra that culminated in Trump’s shock victory over Democratic rival Hilary Clinton.

Those who had hoped that Donald Trump’s polarising, highfalutin campaign rhetoric, which drew outrage from vast swathes of the American public, would be tempered somewhat once he assumed the Presidency must be dismayed at the President’s opening salvo in the White House. Frankly, it is hard to remember a politician so newsworthy, and perhaps this is why yet another Trump related hashtag has surfaced on Twitter: introducing #TrumpBiographyTitles, trending topic and vehicle for absolute hilarity.

 

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