6. Dress to impress
“I am a straight male, and the thought or action of putting on a dress shirt with a firm collar, tie, vest, suit, everything is a massive turn on, even more so if my wife asks me to, tells me to and even more so if she helps me get dressed, especially tying my tie and pulling it up snug. The idea of having to bear wearing such restrictive clothing for an uncertain amount of time sends me over the edge dam nnear.
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7. Got milk?
“Lactation, the idea of drinking milk straight from a girl’s breast, or having a female partner drink from mine. Very unlikely to happen in reality though as I’m a lesbian.”

8. Keep it in the family
“Incest. It’s a shameful fetish for me that I wouldn’t even indulge with my SO if he were okay with it.”

9. Pregnancy
“I am somewhat… uh… attracted? to, er, pregnant women. It makes no fucking biological sense, whatsoever. Maybe it’s because I hate children.”
10. I hope this is a joke
“I fantasise about a bikini-clad Margot Robbie and Jennifer Lawrence holding me down on a bed and smothering me with a pillow. After I’m dead they are both breathless and sweaty from the struggle.”

11. Naked in public
“A guy getting humiliated by circumstance, accidentally being seen naked in front of the girl he likes and being embarrassed as f*ck, but the girl is kind and comforts him, and they have an emotional bonding moment. It’s oddly specific, I know, and very hard to find across.”

12. Pom-poms
“Typical cheerleader stuff, but I want the girl to keep shaking the pom-poms while she’s thrashing about. And every. single. scene. in existence has the uniform off and the pom-poms gone in the first 10 seconds. *Sigh*”
